Monday, September 27, 2010

Satan In A Sunday Hat.

I almost had an orgasm in my sleep. I don't entirely know who I was having sex with, but it was the best thing I've ever felt, EVER. Very strange considering I wasn't having real, physical sex. Is that like... mind fucking? Dream fucking? I say almost had one because I felt that I was going to and I told whoever the person was...

"I'm gonna come...  right now(!)..."

And I felt the time come... and then I didn't come and I couldn't coe and then we stopped. And for some reason since I couldn't come, he couldn't come, which was nice and sad all in one little ironicly-glazed biscuit of sexual frustration. I then awoke pretty confused and slightly out of breath. Heh.

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